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Sep
8th
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7th
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Maybe its just me, but I think if I only had 4 minutes to save the world I wouldn’t spend 3 minutes and 11 seconds of that time singing about it. Thats just irresponsible. 
Sep
5th
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benjoseph:

Stewart at his finest. I’d even venture an “epic burn”. 10,000 Diggs and growing.

 As someone who watches TDS religiously, I can say with great authority that this is indeed Stewart at his finest.

Sep
3rd
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While Watching the RNC

  • Some Old White Person: John McCain has said he would rather lose an election than lose a war
  • Me: Well, lucky for him then that he wont have to choose
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Sep
1st
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30th
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In my neighborhood theres like 3 or 4 black people. Theres me, Gary Sheffield, Mary J. Blige, and Patrick Ewing. Hall of Famer, Hall of Famer, the greatest R&B singer of our time, (and a) pretty decent comedian. Who lives next to me? Whats the white man next to me? He’s a dentist. He didnt invent anything, he’s just a dentist. Thats what America is.
— Chris Rock
Aug
29th
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A Conversation with My TV

  • John McCain: Im pleased to introduce the next Vice President of the United States
  • Me: Why is Joe Biden at a McCain rally?!?
Aug
27th
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I really want to find a Hillary supporter who is still not on board with Obama and punch them in the face. John Oliver does me one better and shows them their stupidity through humor. Still, a nice punch in face face would feel really good.
Aug
25th
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Aug
23rd
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Three Thoughts While Watching the Obama-Biden Appearance

1.) Did anyone else realize the Democratic ticket is now only three letters away from being “Osama Laden”? Think the Republicans will bring this up at all…

2.) Biden is from Scranton? Do I smell Office cameo?

3.) I literally think that “literally” is literally the most overused word ever. Literally.

Aug
18th
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17th
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The first time I met Barack Obama—I should say the only time I’ve met Barack Obama—was a year ago, when he was doing fifty-person-cocktail-party fund-raisers. He flattered me by saying, “My intention is to steal a lot of your lines.” My prediction is he’s just going to blow the doors off the place in Denver. This is a man who—the Jeremiah Wright of it all aside—was clearly paying attention in church. I don’t need to tell you that I’m a big fan of oratory. A big part of leadership is the goose-bump experience. We’ve been missing that.

Aaron Sorkin, creator of The West Wing

(via obama08)

Aug
12th
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There just might be more to the world than me and my worldview
— Sloane Crosley
Aug
4th
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