Sep
8th
Mon
8th
(via didyouevernotice)
You can reach me by email at andystokan @ hotmail dot com or just ask your mom for my number.
Sep
7th
Sun
7th
Maybe its just me, but I think if I only had 4 minutes to save the world I wouldn’t spend 3 minutes and 11 seconds of that time singing about it. Thats just irresponsible.
Sep
5th
Fri
5th
Stewart at his finest. I’d even venture an “epic burn”. 10,000 Diggs and growing.
As someone who watches TDS religiously, I can say with great authority that this is indeed Stewart at his finest.
Sep
3rd
Wed
3rd
While Watching the RNC
- Some Old White Person: John McCain has said he would rather lose an election than lose a war
- Me: Well, lucky for him then that he wont have to choose
Politico - What many Republican elites really think about the Palin pick
A hot mike picks up the thoughts of former McCain adviser Mike Murphy and conservative columnist Peggy Noonan after an MSNBC segment
Sep
1st
Mon
1st
Daily Kos: Sarah Palin Is NOT The Mother [Photos+Video]
Well, that only took two days. I cant wait for this to go mainstream. If this were Hilary, Fox would already be running it by now.
Aug
30th
Sat
30th
In my neighborhood theres like 3 or 4 black people. Theres me, Gary Sheffield, Mary J. Blige, and Patrick Ewing. Hall of Famer, Hall of Famer, the greatest R&B singer of our time, (and a) pretty decent comedian. Who lives next to me? Whats the white man next to me? He’s a dentist. He didnt invent anything, he’s just a dentist. Thats what America is.
— Chris Rock
Aug
29th
Fri
29th
A Conversation with My TV
- John McCain: Im pleased to introduce the next Vice President of the United States
- Me: Why is Joe Biden at a McCain rally?!?
Aug
27th
Wed
27th
I really want to find a Hillary supporter who is still not on board with Obama and punch them in the face. John Oliver does me one better and shows them their stupidity through humor. Still, a nice punch in face face would feel really good.
Aug
25th
Mon
25th
The Onion - Aaron Sorkin Announces New 'West Wing' Animated Series At SorCon
Although I had/have absolutely no interest whatsoever in ComicCon I would camp out outside weeks in advance in costume to get into SorCon. Someone needs to make this happen for real.
Aug
23rd
Sat
23rd
Three Thoughts While Watching the Obama-Biden Appearance
1.) Did anyone else realize the Democratic ticket is now only three letters away from being “Osama Laden”? Think the Republicans will bring this up at all…
2.) Biden is from Scranton? Do I smell Office cameo?
3.) I literally think that “literally” is literally the most overused word ever. Literally.
Aug
18th
Mon
18th
The Best Roast Ever - Norm MacDonald
Genius is a phrase tossed around too often. It more than applies here though. Somewhere Andy Kaufman is smiling.
(via davidfuternick)
Aug
17th
Sun
17th
The first time I met Barack Obama—I should say the only time I’ve met Barack Obama—was a year ago, when he was doing fifty-person-cocktail-party fund-raisers. He flattered me by saying, “My intention is to steal a lot of your lines.” My prediction is he’s just going to blow the doors off the place in Denver. This is a man who—the Jeremiah Wright of it all aside—was clearly paying attention in church. I don’t need to tell you that I’m a big fan of oratory. A big part of leadership is the goose-bump experience. We’ve been missing that.
—
Aaron Sorkin, creator of The West Wing
(via obama08)
Aug
12th
Tue
12th
There just might be more to the world than me and my worldview
— Sloane Crosley
Aug
4th
Mon
4th
McCain: The Original Political Celebrity
Oh no, now I cant vote for either of them! Because if there’s anything that I and the rest of America hates its definitely celebrities.