Tonight at U2 I’m gonna make those girls who used to lose their shit at Beatles concerts look calm and collected by comparison
I feel certain that until today no one in history had ever bought this exact combination of CDs. I’m happy to be the first.
Love this silly little remix idea I had. Written with Dan, obvs. If this doesn’t make conservatives rethink their positions, nothing will*!
*nothing will.
If a situation where guys far outnumber girls is called a “sausage party” or “sausage fest”, then I think a situation where girls far outnumber guys should be called a “yoga class”
Jamie Lidell - All I Wanna Do
Fun fact: Jamie Lidell is not in fact a pseudonym for “1963 Sam Cooke”.
Up, Star Trek, (500) Days of Summer, Inglorious Basterds, Bruno, Away We Go, Passing Strange, The Hangover, District 9, Moon, Food Inc., The Hurt Locker, The First Half of Funny People
Something I wrote for Huffington Post that Im actually pretty happy with. I thought this day would never come.
There’s been a lot of debate in Astoria this summer about which is better – the new beer garden (Studio Square) or the old garden (Bohemian Hall) and to me it’s been the most ludicrous debate I’ve ever heard. It would be like debating which is better – the greatest most wonderful place on earth or a pile of dog shit.
I’m sorry, that’s not entirely fair. To the dog shit. Even it would be appalled by the amount of Ed Hardy gear on display at Studio Square.
If you haven’t been to the new beer garden yet you should know that it’s technically located in Long Island City, emphasis on the Long Island. I really think that one of these days the bouncers are going to stop scanning peoples IDs at the door and start asking to scan their lower back tattoos instead. I know I’m biased because I can walk to Bohemian Hall in under two minutes, and sure, Studio Square (even its name is douchey) is bigger, near the movie theater and has a better selection of beer. But I seriously hope by next summer we all can end this silly debate and get back to basics.
If you’ve got HBO on Demand then that means you’ve got 10 more days to watch the documentary of the year, The Nine Lives of Marion Barry. My only complaint with it is that it isn’t three times as long.
After watching this week’s episode of Hard Knocks with the Bengals, I’ve decided that I don’t care what anyone says, I love Ochocinco. He buys $11 fake diamond earrings at Clare’s! He kicks! He punts! Maybe I’ll be able to do whatever the fuck I want if I change my last name to a number.
I couldn’t possible agree more
Ted Kennedy.
There goes a great man… he did a lot of good for our country and I hope the Dems grow some Hyannisport-sized legislative balls very soon to honour the Kennedy family legacy.
Yeah, but did he dance and write good pop songs?
