2008

My Favorite Debate Moment

dangurewitch: MODERATOR: Governor Palin, since you clearly get uncomfortable when you don’t have a...

A Few Words About Paul Newman

As an “actor”, I’m uniquely qualified to say that actors are obnoxious people....

“It was a lot more musical than the movie version”
— Some old guy on the subway who...

“BARTLET: GET ANGRIER! Call them liars, because that’s what...”
— Op-Ed Columnist - Seeking a...

They might be liars, but Im glad to have them back

The Real Victims of Our Failed Economy

You know who I feel bad for in this whole A.I.G. thing? Stockard Channing

didyouevernotice

What I Learned Today

If you find a dollar bill on the sidewalk and you want to use it to treat yourself to a bag of gummi...

“But I’m just saying, [Kanye], that if you decided you wanted...”
— White People Love Kanye West...

'Simon Says' Jokes That Todays Kids Dont...

Simon says do a drawing Simon says red, blue, blue, green Simon says her name is Rio and she dances...

“A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce, in time,...”
— Joseph Pulitzer

Hey remember when we thought this election would be a blowout? Im really starting to fear for the...

“People talk about how strange it must have been growing up...”
— Chuck Klosterman Normally I...

(via didyouevernotice)

Maybe its just me, but I think if I only had 4 minutes to save the world I wouldn’t spend 3...

While Watching the RNC

Some Old White Person: John McCain has said he would rather lose an election than lose a war
Me: Well, lucky for him then that he wont have to choose

Politico - What many Republican elites really...

Daily Kos: Sarah Palin Is NOT The Mother...

“In my neighborhood theres like 3 or 4 black people. Theres...”
— Chris Rock

A Conversation with My TV

John McCain: Im pleased to introduce the next Vice President of the United States
Me: Why is Joe Biden at a McCain rally?!?

The Onion - Aaron Sorkin Announces New 'West...

Three Thoughts While Watching the...

1.) Did anyone else realize the Democratic ticket is now only three letters away from being...

The Best Roast Ever - Norm MacDonald

“The first time I met Barack Obama—I should say the only time...”
— Aaron Sorkin, creator of The...

“There just might be more to the world than me and my...”
— Sloane Crosley

McCain: The Original Political Celebrity

samreich: davidfuternick: High Times Editorial Office…New...

“I’d rather be nine people’s favorite thing Than a hundred...”
— [title of show]

So umm…anyone seen any good movies recently?

“Get busy livin’ or get busy bloggin’.”
— Elaine (via samreich) That...

Thoughts Had While Watching The...

(Note: friends, for the love of all things holy dont try this at home without trained...

“Daughtry does not want to disappoint the fans by going soft...”
— Chris Daughtry Umm…

Jim Webb rules out Obama VP nod

Dorky Misogynists

Why does every comedy in the history of the world need to have a female love interest for its...

I just had the pleasure of seeing my first professional production of a Christopher Durang play and...

“The idea that a company in the business of mainstream...”
— John Anderson of the...

“But if you’re not a kid or a young man, you are, in...”
— Mark Harris Might I also add...

If I had to use a band name to describe the conditions in my apartment right now, it would...

davidfuternick: Yo, Michelle, give me that dap. In my book,...

Ready to feel very old?

("Bye Bye Bye" by NSync playing)
Ten Year Old Kid: What is this?
Me: This is NSync
Ten Year Old Kid: Whats NSync?
Me: They're the group that Justin Timberlake used to be in
Ten Year Old Kid: Justin Timberlake used to be in a group?

Top 3 & 1/2 Sex and the City related...

1.) “A wallow in the shallow end of femininity” - Genevieve Koski Onion AV Club 2.)...

“Well, why, all of a sudden, if he had all these grave...”
— White House Press Secretary...

If they made a movie about my life I think a good title for it would be “The Andy Stokan...

“It’s only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than...”
— Barack Obama, commencement...

didyouevernotice: You Are A Special Tile (via...

A New Beginning.

morelli: Today I deleted my MySpace account and updated my Tumblr for the first time in 5 months....

I think you can teach someone to write effectively, but you cant teach them to write good.

davidfuternick: I think the problem with a lot of sketch groups is that they are often composed of...

Not to get all Page Six on you...

At work today we had a Hannah Montana themed birthday party. So of course who do you think was there...

I really want to go talk to young people and tell them that if they ever feel outcast, or different,...

Conversations You Have in Kids Art...

Me: (pretending to be in a concentration camp) Boy, some Holocaust we're having.
Eryck: You know, actually Im really tired of talking about it. For once can I just please eat my soup in peace?

Brown instead of of green. Double cupped. New lid. Who are...

It's All Graydon Carter's Fault

I don’t have anything to base this on other than common sense and a rudimentary understanding...

xstevemurphy: United States Population Interest in Soccer...

Aaron Sorkin Visits a Dental Hygienist

My Letter to Judd Apatow

I am, without a doubt, the most hyperbole prone person in the entire world.

What I Learned in LA

Music just sounds better when heard in a car. Its a fact. Look it up.

Garfield Minus Garfield Minus (-Garfield)

Thoughts Had While Singing Songs From...

*If your name was McGill and you called yourself Lil why on earth would everyone know you as Nancy?...

“The best anything in 10 years.”
— Sam on Passing Strange (via...

make your own jackson pollock

This note was found on the floor of the childrens birthday...

Its a general rule of mine that whenever one of my teams...

“How is it that in the information age its almost impossible...”
— Bill Maher

My thoughts on the Spitzer saga

Lawmaker wants to making anonymous commenting...

Hillary is like a horror movie villain - no mater how many times you kill her she just wont die

“It is foolish and childish, on the face of it, to affiliate...”
— Roger Angell. Perfect.

Stuff White People Like

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didyouevernotice: (via nevver  + AllGrownsUp /...

“I remember reading an interview with Walt Disney, and he...”
— From a great AV...

A few nights ago I saw The Savages and I keep forgetting to reccomend it. So I’ll do that now....

Name the Last 15 Best Picture Winners in 5...

samreich: This is pretty much the definition of prejudice...

samreich: Could also be, in order, a uniped with a cane, a...

FredtheOnlineJournal's Thoughts on the...

Dan Liebert's Pet Peeves

“If you can tell a serious story funny you’re giving...”
— Aaron Sorkin

Me: I was raised Catholic, which is I guess shorthand for saying Im an atheist
Putnam (fellow cast member): I grew up a Unitarian Universalist. We used to start our prayers "to whom it may concern"

Listen

The Red Herring of Experience

“I prefer to think that the chip on my shoulder gives the...”
— Brian Beatty

A view of Canada off in the distance. Looks surprisingly...

The house Im staying in is like a Norman Rockwell painting....

Ah the beauty of Maine in the winter. This is what I look at...

This is where I’ve been the past week instead of...

If the headline for the Post tomorrow isn’t “Third Tynes The Charm” then Ill have...

Rap by the Numbers

The Golden Globes?

Wow what a great awards show this years Golden Globes were. They took away all that silly stuff like...

A Conversation with Myself

Me: Is it just me or has that James Woods legal drama on CBS really jumped the shark?

“You know what I needed to do before I could decide to...”
— Michael Chabon via...

Virtual Lower East Side

A Daily Show

Okay so after last night its pretty clear Stewart needs his writers. And much like Ferguson showed...

“The reason I dont worry about society is, nineteen people...”
— Jon Stewart (welcome back...

I’ve spent the past 12 days evenly divided between three very different cities. Here’s a...

Welcome To The End Of The World

I think tumblr will lead to the downfall of humanity. To someone like myself who believes that...