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Im like the F. Scott Fitzgerald of literature.

You can reach me by email at andystokan @ hotmail dot com or just ask your mom for my number.

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Jun
29th
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The idea that a company in the business of mainstream entertainment would make something as creative, substantial and cautionary as this has to raise your hopes for humanity.

John Anderson of the Washington Post on Wall*E

And let me just add that if there is a better movie than Wall*E released this year, I’ll eat my hat.

Also, it it permissible for me to say that Andrew Stanton is my favorite director? I mean animation officially counts now right?

Jun
22nd
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But if you’re not a kid or a young man, you are, in Hollywood parlance, part of a ‘niche’ audience. Here are some examples of who the movie industry considers ‘niche’: women, obviously. African Americans. Anybody over 35. Christians. Latinos. Gay people. Asians. Anybody who reads movie reviews. Anybody who reads anything.

Mark Harris

Might I also add “Anybody who likes good movies”

Jun
10th
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If I had to use a band name to describe the conditions in my apartment right now, it would definitely be Hot Hot Heat.

Either that or The Dave Matthews Band.

Jun
4th
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davidfuternick:
Yo, Michelle, give me that dap.
In my book, thats what love is

davidfuternick:

Yo, Michelle, give me that dap.

In my book, thats what love is

Jun
3rd
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Ready to feel very old?

  • ("Bye Bye Bye" by NSync playing)
  • Ten Year Old Kid: What is this?
  • Me: This is NSync
  • Ten Year Old Kid: Whats NSync?
  • Me: They're the group that Justin Timberlake used to be in
  • Ten Year Old Kid: Justin Timberlake used to be in a group?
May
31st
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Top 3 & 1/2 Sex and the City related quotes from this week

1.) “A wallow in the shallow end of femininity” - Genevieve Koski Onion AV Club

2.) “…awash in materialism and narcissism, a cloth flower pinned to her dress where cool chicks wear their Obama buttons, this It Girl has become totally Ick.” – Manohla Dargis NY Times

3.) “Almost sixty years after ‘All About Eve,’ which also featured four major female roles, there is a deep sadness in the sight of Carrie and friends defining themselves not as Bette Davis, Anne Baxter, Celeste Holm, and Thelma Ritter did—by their talents and the swordplay of their wits—but purely by their ability to snare and keep a man. Believe me, ladies, we’re not worth it.” – Anthony Lane The New Yorker (Amen on all counts brother)

3 & 1/2.) “White guy with a baby! Let’s follow him.” - Miranda Hobbes Sex and the City: The Movie

May
30th
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Well, why, all of a sudden, if he had all these grave concerns, did he not raise these sooner? This is one-and-a-half years after he left the administration. And now, all of a sudden, he’s raising these grave concerns that he claims he had. And I think you have to look at some of the facts. One, he is bringing this up in the heat of a presidential campaign. He has written a book and he certainly wants to go out there and promote that book. Certainly let’s look at the politics of it.
— White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan responding to a question about Richard Clarke’s book (March 22, 2004)
May
28th
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If they made a movie about my life I think a good title for it would be “The Andy Stokan Story”
May
27th
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It’s only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential.
— Barack Obama, commencement speech at Wesleyan University (via joelaz)
May
25th
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May
24th
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A New Beginning.

morelli:

Today I deleted my MySpace account and updated my Tumblr for the first time in 5 months. It’s a new day, folks.

 Wanna get in on the ground floor of something really good? Then you should really start following future famous novelist and all around amazing person Lauren Morelli. You’ll thank me later.

May
20th
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I think you can teach someone to write effectively, but you cant teach them to write good.
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davidfuternick:

I think the problem with a lot of sketch groups is that they are often composed of clever and intelligent writers, but really bad actors.  They underestimate the fact that they need other people to act in them.  As an actor I’m really biased, but half of these videos could be ten times funnier with actors in them.  The ideas are often there, but not the delivery.
May
18th
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Not to get all Page Six on you...

At work today we had a Hannah Montana themed birthday party. So of course who do you think was there the entire time chaperoning her daughter? Why Annie Leibovitz of course.

Only in New York kids. Only in New York

May
13th
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I really want to go talk to young people and tell them that if they ever feel outcast, or different, or like they don’t fit in, then thats good because it just means they’re probably on the right track.